10 Reasons to Become a Teacher
10. Big Bucks!
9. Know all the answers on the test
8. Never a stressful moment
7. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest
6. Free apples!
5. Massive funding for classroom supplies
4. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation
3. Discipline tomorrow's U.S. leaders today
2. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term
1. Might have to work for a living otherwise
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