Humorous Quotes

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. ~Author Unknown

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money. ~Author Unknown

Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience. ~Evan Esar

Back in the old days it was the student rather than the teacher who had to explain why they could not read. ~Cy N. Peace

Behind each successful teacher is at least one student who knows how to operate the class computer and programme the VCR. ~Paul McClure

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble, as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. ~Fran Lebowitz